May
29
Sexist Beatdown: Megan Fox
Hey! Looks like Megan Fox is due for her six-month Sexist Beat down check-up. According to Transformers director and noted Hot Girl inspector Michael Bay, Fox has apparently grown “pale,” “underweight” and “unhealthy,” allowing her Hot Girl essence to wither missing into a ailing frame that’s utterly beneath the lingering gaze of Bay’s signature camera-boner.
Meanwhile, Fox is also apparently still suffering from mouthiness on the issue of Michael Bay being a gigantic asshole who verbally abuses his employees for failing to meet his unachievable camera-boner standards!
In this edition of Sexist Beatdown, Join Sady Doyle of Tiger Beatdown and I as we dismember the latest payment in Bay v. Fox: Which will make an beyond your understanding robot alien blockbuster for the third time, and which will emerge as a budding feminist hero?
TEAM FOX: “’If Megan was without a doubt verbally abused, and pulls back the curtain on what is really going on in Hollywood, and tells her story to the right person like Oprah, she could reach icon status,’ said Associated Press pop culture correspondent Natalie Rotman. ‘There has been a long history of tyrant male directors in Hollywood. If Bay really did verbally abuse Fox and she is the first to verbalize up to a bully director, it could make her a lead the way.’”
